Meet Terry Jones

Terry Jones is a simple man.
Terry Jones wears a .40-caliber pistal strapped to his hip.
Terry Jones is a Reverend.
Terry Jones owns 200 Korans
Terry Jones has admitted not having read a single one.
Terry Jones wants to burn them.
Terry Jones doesn't have a permit for such an event.
Terry Jones has received over 100 death threats.
Terry Jones will send a message to radical extremist Muslims.
Terry Jones...

...Can brush his handlebar mustache against my gooch.

PROTIP: Don't call it an "INTERNATIONAL" event if YOU are the only one doing it.
btw, I actually support this idea. I think the more religious texts we can burn, the better. It would be awesome if Atheists would show up to the event in large numbers and start tossing all sorts of religious holy books into the bonfire. But as a Christian, Terry Jones is a hypocritical douche.