Important Questions

I lawl'd hard at these.

 Its stuff like this that makes being a customer service operator worth all the crap you put up with.

It's not rape if she cums.

I'd love to see MacGyver do that.

Of course it does. It's simple chemistry.

*Seinfeld impression* HELLLOOOOOO

WalMart has EVERYTHING.

You can keep a dick in there too.

And root beer is made from roots.

He's like a ninja.

'Nuff said.

To make up for the lack of potency in your brain.

I usually go with the good ol' "Are you Pro-choice? Want to exercise your civil rights?"

And they said you couldn't cross-breed a human and a dog...