Payback

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...

"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

If You Open Your Mind Too Much...

Here's a great little song about psychics, astrology, homeopathy, and the afterlife.

My New Computer

Check out the new computer I bought online.

$$458.92 (Canadian) [$543.24 after shipping and taxes]
AMD Athlon II X4 635 Propus 2.9GHz
2GB Kingston DDR3 1333MHz
Sapphire Radeon HD 5670 512MB GDDR5
Western Digital 500GB SATA II HDD
LG 22X DVD RW w/ Lightscribe +- Dual Layer
500 Watt Generic Power Supply

Tim Minchin Tourette Syndrome Poetry

I laugh so hard every time I watch this...

What did you call me?

Dumbest Controversy In History Of Mankind

 

Atheists and Anger

I want to talk about atheists and anger.
This has been a hard piece to write, and it may be a hard one to read. I'm not going to be as polite and good-tempered as I usually am in this blog; this piece is about anger, and for once I'm going to fucking well let myself be angry.
But I think it's important. One of the most common criticisms lobbed at the newly-vocal atheist community is, "Why do you have to be so angry?" So I want to talk about:
1. Why atheists are angry;
2. Why our anger is valid, valuable, and necessary;
And 3. Why it's completely fucked-up to try to take our anger away from us.
So let's start with why we're angry. Or rather -- because this is my blog and I don't presume to speak for all atheists -- why I'm angry.

*****

Important Questions

I lawl'd hard at these.

 Its stuff like this that makes being a customer service operator worth all the crap you put up with.

Who Wears It Better?

Megan Fox on the left, her step son on the right.

What kind of weird relationship do they have? Does she just go into her step son's bedroom and pick up his clothing off the floor and throw it on?

Lulzy

HEY YOU

FOCUS MOTHERFUCKER!
Amp's the shit. I just drank 3 of these.

Missing Cat

From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 9.15am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Poster

Hi
I opened the screen door yesterday and my cat got out and has been missing since then so I was wondering if you are not to busy you could make a poster for me. It has to be A4 and I will photocopy it and put it around my suburb this afternoon.



This is the only photo of her I have she answers to the name Missy and is black and white and about 8 months old. missing on Harper street and my phone number.
Thanks Shan.  

From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 9.26am
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Poster

Dear Shannon,
That is shocking news. Luckily I was sitting down when I read your email and not half way up a ladder or tree. How are you holding up? I am surprised you managed to attend work at all what with thinking about Missy out there cold, frightened and alone... possibly lying on the side of the road, her back legs squashed by a vehicle, calling out "Shannon, where are you?" Although I have two clients expecting completed work this afternoon, I will, of course, drop everything and do whatever it takes to facilitate the speedy return of Missy.
Regards, David.

James Randi Overdoses During Speech

Here is James Randi at TED, talking about homeopathic medication. During his speech, he swallows a whopping 32 tablets of homeopathic sleeping pills.

Hello Billy

South Park creators at TAM5

The creators of South Park, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, appeared at The Amazing Meeting 5 a few years ago. JREF had offered the video of their talk (really a Q&A session) on DVD before, but they just released it for free to the public, so here you go — the intro is from Penn Jillette:

Trey Parker & Matt Stone - SouthPark Creators from JREF on Vimeo.

I LOVE THESE BLOGS

Here's the blogs I'm currently following. I suggest you follow them too (because they are run by some real cool cats)

First Post

Hope this CATS IN THE CRADLE WITH THE SILVER SPOON.


edited: because you don't talk about 'it'